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Guy: What would you like me to do, put my head on a diet? ovhrd

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Feb 3, 2012 05:20 PM - Other - by Rick

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Bum asking for money from chicks: Hey, ladies got some change? Oh, you're just gonna ignore me? Well, lady in green: you're so mean. Girl in black... you'll be back! ovhrd

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Feb 3, 2012 05:20 PM - Other - by Rick

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Teen Chick #1: Eww, there are so many mosquitoes here.
Teen Chick #2: Quick! Get in the sun! They can't bite you if you are right in the sun!
Teen Chick #1, after pause: Are you thinking of vampires?

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Dec 30, 2011 09:15 AM - Other - by Dougie

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Guy #1: You ain't even seen her in five years?
Guy #2: Naw...
Guy #1: Shit, man, that's a long time!
Guy #2: I know. I was supposed to see her, but then I got locked up...

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Sep 21, 2011 07:54 AM - Other - by Jess

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Dude #1: I was driving all day today. My groin is really tired.
Dude #2: How were you driving?!?!

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Sep 21, 2011 07:51 AM - Other - by Jess

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Crazy dude, coming back to his car: I tried to make it to the 7:00 train, but I was blocked by a teen werewolf. I have encountered them before, but never outside of Jersey. ovhrd

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Nov 13, 2010 08:13 AM - Other - by Ray

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